Alyssa Harrell is a lineup player for the Hawaii Fridays. Harrell has previously played for the Hades Tigers, New York Millennials, Yellowstone Magic, and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Debut

Harrell joined the league in Season 1, playing for the Hades Tigers. Harrell's stats were randomized by the Soul Swap blessing at the end of Season 1, resulting in a batting stat of ★½ .

Season 3

At the end of Season 3, the Exile blessing caused Harrell to be traded to the New York Millennials in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler. Harrell was traded specifically due to being the Tigers's worst hitter.

Season 4

On Season 4, Day 15, Harrell was caught in a Feedback swap that caused Harrell to play for the Yellowstone Magic in exchange for Penelope Mathews. On Day 16 (the game immediately following the feedback swap), Harrell hit two singles to help the Magic come back from 0-4 to beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves, 17-5.

Harrell hitting a single on Season 4 Day 16, leading the Magic to victory on the game immediately after Harrell's feedback swap.

At the end of Season 4, Harrell was affected by the Alternate Reality decree which randomized Harrell's stats, including an increase in batting stats to ★★½ .

Season 5

At the end of Season 5, Harrell's pitching fell by ½  due to the Charleston Shoe Thieves's Bad Neighbors blessing.

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 40, Harrell siphoned some of Philly Pies batter Kennedy Cena's defense stats in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing Harrell's defense from ★★★  to ★★★★ .

Season 7

On Season 7, Day 73, Harrell was exchanged to the Hawaii Fridays due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by Terrell Bradley.

Season 8

On Season 8, Day 90, Harrell was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Harrell was replaced by the flickering Eduardo Woodman. Two innings later, Harrell and Woodman were exchanged again to their original teams.



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Name

Harrell chooses to go by her surname in all contexts.

Harrell Check!

Harrell does not exist. Harrell always tries her best and will get 'em next time. She takes the team out for melted ice cream after each game, win or lose.

Hades Tigers

It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

New York Millenials

The first day of Harrell's move to the New York Millennials was difficult, largely due to the fact she doesn't exist and the Mills hadn't noticed her arrive. Not wanting her to feel left out again, the players now call out for a "Harrell Check" so Harrell can let them know she isn't there.

Although she has softened since joining the Mills, likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons, Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would still sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Yellowstone Magic

Upon her arrival to Yellowstone, she was offered her a seat at the campfire and a life free from side hustles. Outside of the concrete jungle, she has flourished, settling in to her new life under the blue sky and reportedly becoming slightly more real every day. When asked how she feels in her new environs, she said

[Subject unable to be found for comment]

Whether she wishes to sacrifice the park's visitors one by one remains to be seen.

Rumor has it that Harrell has been replaced by a nearly indistinguishable entity also known as Harrell, which also doesn't exist. They appear to be linked, with only one not-existing at any given time. When one of them is not existing, it is not clear where the other is, although speculation abounds.

With the passing of the Milennials' Wesley Dudley in Season 7, Harrell inherited his prize sourdough starter. In Yellowstone's highly microbial environment, it seems to have picked up some new tricks, but still produces a killer loaf of sourdough rye.

History

An Alternate Altercation

Harrell was taking to Yellowstone National Ballpark rather well, and although she still wanted to sacrifice every fan in the stadium one by one, the urge was lessening.

Nevertheless, an alternate being also known as Harrell arrived in the stadium one day. Alternate Harrell and Yellowstone Harrell are two connected, mutually exclusive entities. When Yellowstone Harrell does not exist, Alternate Harrell is real, and vice versa. Alternate Harrell exists most of the time, but not always.  

Alternate Harrell came to the park to try to protect everyone from Yellowstone Harrell's homicidal tendencies. Unfortunately, everyone during Season 5 had intensely feral vibes, and Alternate Harrell has started to show signs of succumbing to the feral vibes and becoming less restrained.

The Swap-Unswap - Season 8 Day 90

While waiting for her turn to bat during a series with the Philly Pies, Harrell noticed Ed Woodman, walking in her direction, wearing what appeared to be colorful, floral print. Grumbling under her breath, “I’ve seen this movie before,” she quickly ran over to the Pies dugout, and hopped on the bench. After some brief confusion, the Pies quickly initiated their newest member by teaching her to flip a car (safely, of course), and shared a coconut cream pie recipe after a request for a gift for “someone special”. With the initiation complete, Harrell completed her first (and to date, only) at bat for the Pies. Upon her return to the dugout, she was surprised to find Woodman, reportedly complaining that, “I was only gone for 20 minutes guys”, “I just like their merch and wanted to try their wooder ice”, and “I told Beasley and Mora!”

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