Antonio Wallace was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Wallace joined the league as a member of the Charleston Shoe Thieves at the beginning of season one. They would go on to be ranked in the top five hitters of home runs during Season 2.

Wallace joined the Canada Moist Talkers on Season 6, Day 23 after replacing Lachlan Shelton in a Feedback event.

Wallace was incinerated during a Season 7, Day 33 game against the Hades Tigers and was replaced by Beans McBlase.

History

COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wallace never played in the Underleagues, but is alleged to be a former Glolf player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true."

Wallace was once officially cautioned by an Umpire for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference.

During a Season 3 game against the Hawai'i Fridays, it came to the attention of the crowd that Antonio was, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store.

Personal Life

Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage driver after joining the Canada Moist Talkers, though his penchant for acquiring shoes, despite leaving the Charleston Shoe Thieves, remained throughout his career. Antonio’s work locating and diving to The Antelope, the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song Barrett’s Privateers, earned him national praise. While he refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, his willingness to let museum curators ‘just take like, a quick peek’ of Barrett’s shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax’s resident medical expert Mooney Doctor believed that Antonio’s driving proficiency came from both his lack of lungs and what Mooney Doctor referred to as “an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits”.

Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear.

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