Blessings are statistical bonuses granted to a randomly selected player on a team, with each team chosen by lottery. Blaseball participants may vote on any blessings for their team during the entirety of a season. At the end of each season (after the postseason games), the benefactor of each blessing is announced and awarded, in descending order of win percentage.

More participants voting on a particular blessing for their team means that their team is more likely, but not guaranteed, to be awarded said blessing. This dynamic was especially evident in Season 2, when the San Francisco Lovers were awarded with one blessing despite having approximately 0% of that blessing's vote.


History of Blessings

Blessings awarded to each team are recorded in the articles for each Season.


Known Blessings

Name In-Game Description Season(s)
Team Boost Your team goes to a team-building workshop. This will boost your team's stats overall by 6%. 1
Hitting Boost Give your players cups of Yes Plz coffee. This will boost your team's hitting by 10%. 1
Pitching Boost Your pitchers each grow an extra finger. This will boost your team's pitching by 10%. 1
Max Out Hitter This will max out the hitting stats of a random hitter on your team. 1
Max Out Pitcher This will max out the hitting stats of a random pitcher on your team. 1
Steal Best Hitter This will steal the highest rated hitter in the league to your team. 1
Steal Best Pitcher This will steal the highest rated pitcher in the league to your team. 1
Randomize Players Your five worst players will be sent into deep hypnosis, randomizing their stats. 1
Performance Enhancing Demons Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall 2, 3
Yes Plz! Wake up your hitters with a cup of Yes Plz coffee. +10% Team Hitting 2
Pseudo-Thumbs Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching 2, 3
Wind Sprints Run. +15% Team Baserunning 2
The Rack +15% Team Defense 2, 3, 4
Seduction Swing Away. The best hitter in the league joins your team. 2, 5
Defection It's business. The best pitcher in the league joins your team. 2
Bloodlust URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team. 2, 3
Gunblade Bat A random hitter on your team will gain the Gunblade Bat, maxing out their hitting stats. 2
Literal Arm Cannon A random pitcher on your team will gain an arm cannon, maxing out their pitching stats. 2
Soul Swap They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your team's 5 worst players. 2, 5
Blood Sacrifice Your team sacrifices a fan from the stands. The Gods show favor. Your team will win all tiebreakers. 2
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table Your team will become fully anticapitalist. 3
Rigour Mortis Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents. 3
Evil Wind Sprints The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning 3, 4
Bloodlust URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team. 3
Highway Robbery The best player in the league joins your team. 3
Headhunter The best hitter in your team's subleague (Mild or Wild) joins your team. 3, 6
Vulture The best player in your team's division joins your team. 3, 6
Pretty Plz? Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15% 3, 7
Team-Building Exercise Re-rolls your team's three worst players 3
Summoning Circle Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters 3, 4
Exploratory Surgeries Re-rolls your team's 3 worst pitchers 3, 4, 7
Exile Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back. 3
Go Away Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back. 3
Solidarity Improve your Team's Max Vibes by 15% 4, 5
Keeping it Wavy, Presented by Friends at the Table Improve your Team's Min Vibes by 15% 4
Getting in Their Heads (Literally) Impair your Division opponents' Max Vibes by 7% 4
Questioning Their Every Decision Just asking questions. Impair your Division opponents' Min Vibes by 7% 4
Precognition Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your team by one Star (20%) 4
Extra Elbows Improve 3 random pitchers on your team by one Star (20%) 4
The Best Defense Is good offense. Swap your best hitting pitcher into your lineup. 4, 6
The Best Offense Is good defense. Swap your best pitching hitter into your rotation. 4, 6
Mutual Aid Praxis. Swap the positions of your worst hitter and worst pitcher. 4, 5
Non-Dominant Arms Maybe try throwing with the other one? Team pitching changes anywhere from -5% to +15% 4
Grappling Hook Item. A random player on your team gets improved Baserunning and Defense. 4
Mushroom Item. A random player on your team becomes BIG. Increased Power, Max Vibe. Decreased Baserunning. 4
Zombies, Run! Presents Horde Hallucinations They're coming! Improve your Team's Baserunning anywhere from -8% to +24%. 5
Rollback Netcode Improve your Team's Overall rating anywhere from -3% to +9%. 5
Bad Neighbors Impair your Division opponents' Overall rating by 3%. 5
Katamari Grab everything you can. Improve your Team's Defense anywhere from -8% to +24%. 5
Keeping it Wavy Improve your Team's Min Vibes by 15% 5
Falling Stars Improve 4 random players on your team by one Star (20%). 5
The Plan? Hit from the Mound Steal the best hitting pitcher in the league. 5
The Plan? Pitch from the Plate Steal the best pitching hitter in the league. 5
Fireproof Jacket Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from incinerations. 5, 6
Flame-Resistant Foam Your team is protected from Incinerations for the following season. 5
Noise-Cancelling Headphones Have you heard a thing we said? Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Feedback. 5
Wax Your team is protected from Feedback for the following season. 5
Rate and Review, brought to you by The Multitude Podcast Collective Boost your team's most Idolized player by 25%. 6
Collect Call Dial Zero. Call in the Alternate for the least Idolized player on your team. 6
Lottery Pick Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League. 6, 7, 8
Who? Never heard of them. Maximize and steal the least Idolized player in the league. 6
Headliners Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry. 6, 7
Party Line Hello? Who's there? Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team. 6, 8
Spin Attack Gotta Go Fast. Boost Your Team's Speed by 15%. 6
Ooze Learn its secrets. Boost Your Team's Power by 10%. 6
Mutually Arising Keep your enemies closer. Improve your entire division by 2%. 6
Sharing Signs It's not stealing if we all do it. Improve your division by +10% hitting, -5% pitching. 6
Move the Mounds Closer They won't notice. Improve your division by +10% pitching, -5% hitting. 6
Single-Season Fourth Strike Mulligan. Your Team gets the Fourth-Strike next Season. 6
Gravity Boots Armor. Prevent a random player on your team from being Reverbed. 6
Night Vision Goggles Item. Random player on your team hits 50% better during Solar Eclipses. 6
Shrink Ray Get Tiny. Item. Random player on your team gets smaller strike zone, increased Baserunning, decreased Power. 6
Popular By Association OMG they noticed us. Steal a random player from the Idol Leaderboard. 7
Champs in the Making Steal 3 random players from the Internet Series Champion. 7
The Iffey Jr. Item. A sawed-off bat of protection. Impossible to wield. Minimize a Player, but they shield your team from incineration. 7
Hot Sauce Packet Single-Serving Heat. Make a random player on your team Spicy. 7
Paracausal Event Because, that's why. Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters. 7
Blind Date Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player on the Leaderboard. 7, 8
Shame Bubble Give all of the teams that are not in your division Targeted Shame. 7
Closed Circuit Plug in. Give your team Electric blood type. 7
HumbleBrag Everyone kept chanting my name, it was SO EMBARRASSING. Protect a Player from being Idolized. 7
Center of Attention Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol. 7
Scorpler's Jacket Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Incinerations. 7
Hand-Me Downs Steal Armor from a random player on an opposing team. 7
New Recruit Recruit a rookie to be the 10th player in your lineup. 7
Downsizing Remove the worst player from your lineup. Your lineup is now shorter. 7
Jelly Legs Stretch. Reroll your 3 worst Baserunners' baserunning. 7
Stickum Cover yourselves in the stuff. Re-roll your three worst Defenders' defense. 7
Forever Physical Keep a Random Player on your team Stable. 8
Radical Alchemy Re-rolls your team's three worst players. 8
Anti Burnout Your team is protected from Incinerations for the following season. 8
Replacement Elbows Where did you find these? Improve 3 random pitchers on your team by one Star (20%) 8
Promo Code Enter the code. Recruit a rookie to be the 6th player in your Rotation. 8
Affinity for Crows Oh, that鈥檚 what they do. Your team will play 50% Better in Bird Weather. 8
Home Field Advantage No place like home. Your Team starts with 1 Run when playing at home. 8
Composite Reinforced. Remove the Worst Player from your Rotation. Your Rotation is now shorter. 8
Who? You Too? Never heard of them. Maximize and steal the least Idolized player in the league. 8
Thief in the Night Under the cover of darkness. Steal a Pitcher from a Divisional Opponent's Shadows. 8
Precognition Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your team by one Star (20%) 8
New Kid A warm welcome. Incinerate the Least Idolized Player on Your Team. 8
Barrel of Tiny Eggs Feed the Hall Monitor. Fans of your team receive a big barrel of peanuts. 8
Divisional Swap Swap your team into the other Division in your Subleague. 8
Subleague Swap Swap your team into another Division in the opposite Subleague. 8
Astroturf The grass is greener on the other side. Give your team Grass Blood Type. 8
Base Instincts Succumb. Give your team Base Blood Type. 8


Mystery Blessings

After Season 1 blessings were awarded, Umpire Chaff announced two more blessings that "happened at the same time as the regular election but were not officially part of said election." The umpire then stated, "I've added these transactions to the site as public knowledge."

It is unclear if mystery blessings are a regular element of Blaseball; some participants have speculated that one partially-redacted rule in the Book of Blaseball might refer to these mystery blessings.

Name In-Game Description Season(s)
Mystery Defection [Player A] mysteriously defected to [Team B]. [Player B] swapped to [Team A]. There's still no clear answer for why this happened. 1
Mysterious Improvement [Player] mysteriously improved to [number] stars after being traded from [Team A] to [Team B]. An investigation may be incoming. 1





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