Halexandrey Walton is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Walton joined the Tacos as a result of a Season 5, Day 98 feedback swap after previously playing for the Yellowstone Magic.

Official League Records

Debut

Walton entered the league on Season 2, Day 64, for the Yellowstone Magic, replacing Sosa Elftower due to incineration. Walton was known for their poor batting and strong fielding.

Season 5

On Season 5, Day 98, Walton was caught in the only feedback swap to occur that season. Walton joined the Unlimited Tacos while Wyatt Glover joined the Yellowstone Magic.

Season 9

During the Season 9 election, Walton received the Siphon modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Blooddrain decree.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Walton played for Inter Xpresso as a lineup player.


COMMUNITY LORE

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A Good Girl

Halexandrey Walton is a coyote that wandered into center field through the gap left by the loss of Sosa Elftower, who was incinerated on the 64th day of Season 2. Halexandrey described her recruitment process in an interview given during post-season Party Time.

Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go.

Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex", or "Halex".

Chants

Halexandrey's fans chant "Hex 'em, Halex!" when she is up to bat.

Halexandrey has been trying for years to get people to yell "Apex Predator!" when she is up, but it didn't catch on until she was feedback'd to the Tacos.

Allegations

There are rumors going around that Hex eats incinerated players. According to her lawyer, these allegations are false and there is no evidence to support any claims of attacking or eating rival players, dead or alive. Halex's lawyer was fired by the Magic at the start of season 5. When asked about this, Halex only growled, "I AM GOING TO EAT THE UMPS".

Eating The Gods, and other Taco-Related Activities

Exposed to the only Feedback incident of Season 5, Halex was transferred from the Magic to the Unlimited Tacos, in exchange for Tacos player Wyatt Glover.

Though initially perturbed by the change of scenery and the constantly shifting locales of the Los Angeli, Halex quickly grew accustomed to the new group, often seen feasting on the meat held within the city's titular tacos.

Halex seems to be more than comfortable with her new team, in no small part due to her sympathizing with the Taco's recently-discovered mission to EAT THE GODS. Her newfound appetite for godflesh is likely responsible for her fans finally acknowledging her by the name 'Apex Predator'.

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