Season 3 of Internet League Blaseball began on August 3, 2020. The regular season concluded on August 7, followed by the postseason and the 3rd Internet Series on August 8. It is the second season of the Discipline Era.

Initially, Season 3 was titled the season of the Peanut Plague; however, upon the day of Blasphemy, it became the season of Uncertainty.

Season 3 concluded with the Hades Tigers defeating the New York Millennials to win their first Internet Series championship. The election results were followed by the Grand Siesta, an extended hiatus declared by Blaseball officials.


Notable Events

The Peanut during its first appearance, the Blasphemy incident.

Peanut Plague

See the main article on Peanut Plague.

Peanut Plague is the first subtitle of the Discipline Era, appearing when the Season 2 decree, Peanuts, successfully passed. This period introduced several participation elements revolving around peanuts, such as peanuts as an item type, peanuts as a weather type, and peanuts as an allergic reaction. Due to the Peanut Fraud incident (below) extremely early in Season 3, the Peanut Plague only lasted for less than one day.

Peanut Fraud

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On Season 3 Day 2 (August 3), play was interrupted following the discovery of Peanut Fraud, in which at least one participant cheated to give themselves near-infinite peanuts and potentially causing extreme instability to Blaseball.com. Officials announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have "repented." Despite the fact that the offenders did not come forward, the umpires resumed play because "Blaseball is inevitable." Umpire Husky was quoted as saying: "THE BLASEBALL GODS WILL REMEMBER THIS."[1]

Blasphemy

See the main article on Blasphemy.

On August 3, as Peanut Fraud offenses seemingly continued unbeknownst to most fans, Blaseball.com was replaced with a rotating image of a large peanut—the first appearance of an entity now known as The Peanut. This was accompanied by the word 'BLASPHEMY' in red, as well as an ominous hidden cipher representing recently-incinerated Blaseball players. This was seen as a final stand against the perpetrators of Peanut Fraud.

Uncertainty

Uncertainty is the second subtitle of The Discipline Era, appearing on August 3 as a direct response to the Peanut Fraud and Blasphemy incidents. The meaning of Uncertainty is uncertain. However, it seemed to reflect uncertainty from either Blaseball officials or the Blaseball Gods themselves as to the moral future of Blaseball. This period saw drastic changes to the peanut economy, as peanuts became only attainable at a price of 1 million coins.

Uncertainty ended with the Season 3 election results, when it was replaced with the period of Drought to indicate the extended siesta.

The Grand Unslam

See the main article on The Grand Unslam.

During a regular game between the Shoe Thieves and the Tacos on Day 73 (August 6), play was interrupted by a Bad Gateway event, prompting an official pause by umpires. Players were then visited by messages from The Peanut, similar to the Blasphemy event above, seemingly chastising players for their greed with new messages.

When games resumed three hours later, the standings reflected that the two teams had 75 total games played by the end of Day 74—one more game than the rest of the league. Fans began to dub the events surrounding the extra, unseen game as The Grand Unslam.

This event had tremendous consequences on the cosmos that were only apparent at the end of the season, such as Spacetime tearing Los Angeles into a single infinite cit(ies), and all now-Unlimited Tacos players experiencing Wyatt Masoning.

The Wyatt Masoning

See the main article on The Wyatt Masoning.

Though ostensibly part of the same phenomena as The Grand Unslam, The Wyatt Masoning refers to an anomaly at the end of Season 3 in which the entire roster of the Unlimited Tacos came to bear the same name: "Wyatt Mason."

Later, during the extended siesta that followed, the league attempted to repair the player's names with the help of fans on Twitter. The end results were mixed at best, with most players still retaining part of the name Wyatt Mason, and others gaining new errors altogether. Despite this, the official tweets remind that "the league bears no liability."


Ongoing Decrees

Following the Season 2 election, the following decrees were in place for Season 3:


Standings

The Good League Record The Evil League Record
Lawful Good Lawful Evil
San Francisco Lovers ðŸ’‹* 59-40 Hades Tigers ðŸ…* 70-29
Dallas Steaks ðŸ¥©* 55-44 Philly Pies ðŸ¥§* 53-46
Kansas City Breath Mints ðŸ¬ 49-50 Baltimore Crabs ðŸ¦€ 44-55
Los Angeles Tacos 🌮 38-62 Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 42-57
Chicago Firefighters ðŸ”¥ 35-64 Hellmouth Sunbeams ðŸŒž 38-61
Chaotic Good Chaotic Evil
New York Millennials ðŸ“±* 65-34 Canada Moist Talkers ðŸ—£* 53-46
Charleston Shoe Thieves ðŸ‘Ÿ* 60-40 Breckenridge Jazz Hands ðŸ‘* 50-49
Yellowstone Magic âœ¨ 53-46 Houston Spies ðŸ•µ 49-50
Hawai'i Fridays ðŸ 48-51 Seattle Garages ðŸŽ¸ 48-51
Boston Flowers ðŸŒ¹ 42-57 Miami Dale ðŸš¤ 40-59

* Denotes teams that advanced to the playoffs.


Divine Favor

Ties: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Team: 🥧 💋 🌮 🥩 🍬 🔥 👟 🌹 🏝 ✨ 📱 🦀 🌞 🍗 🐅 🗣 🕵 🚤 🎸 👐


Postseason

  Round of 8 Round of 4 Internet Series
                           
  1 New York Millennials 3  
4 Dallas Steaks 1  
  1 New York Millennials 3  
Good League
  3 San Francisco Lovers 1  
2 Charleston Shoe Thieves 1
  3 San Francisco Lovers 3  
      New York Millennials 2
    Hades Tigers 3
  1 Hades Tigers 3  
4 Breckenridge Jazz Hands 2  
  1 Hades Tigers 3
Evil League
  2 Philly Pies 1  
2 Philly Pies 3
  3 Canada Moist Talkers 2  


Election Ballot

Decrees

The two Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon Name Effect
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Eat The Rich: Redistribute the funds from the Top 1% of Fans at the end of each Season
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Eat the Crust 5 Players from the 2-Time Champion Pies will be reassigned to Random Teams
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Interviews GET TO KNOW THE PLAYERS
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Late Stage Postseason Bet Payouts increase each round: 2x, 3x, 5x
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Blaserunning Stolen Bases are worth 0.1 Runs


Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name Effect
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table Your team will become fully anticapitalist.
Rigour Mortis Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.
Evil Wind Sprints The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning
Bloodlust URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.
Highway Robbery The best player in the league joins your team.
Headhunter The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team.
Vulture The best player in your team's division joins your team.
Pretty Plz? Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%
Team-Building Exercise Re-rolls your team's three worst players
Summoning Circle Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters
Exploratory Surgeries Re-rolls your team's worst 3 pitchers
Performance Enhancing Demons Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall
Pseudo-Thumbs Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching
The Rack [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense
Exile Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.
Go Away Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.


Election Results

Decrees

  • Interviews passed with 10,914 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
    • The Microphone lifts
      • Note: Player stat ratings and new personal information was made available by clicking on a player's name.
    • ERROR: The Grand Unslam Weakened The Bridge[2]
    • Spacetime Tears over Los Angeles
    • The Infinite cit(ies) shine
    • Platonic Form Corrupted
    • You've looked too close...
  • Eat The Rich passed with 10,883 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
    • Each 99%-er received 193 coins from the top 1% of coin-havers.
    • So the people have spoken, so it shall continue.

Blessings


Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.

Player Team Date Replaced by Opponent
Rhys Trombone Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 2 Dudley Mueller Seattle Garages
Bennett Browning Seattle Garages Day 4 Tiana Cash Hellmouth Sunbeams
Bryanayah Chang Boston Flowers Day 5 Hotbox Sato New York Millennials
Juan Rangel Philly Pies Day 5 Eduardo Woodman Hades Tigers
Paul Barnes San Francisco Lovers Day 5 Sandford Garner Dallas Steaks
Theodore Passon Miami Dale Day 6 Sixpack Santiago Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Miguel Javier San Francisco Lovers Day 11 Kennedy Meh Chicago Firefighters
Chorby Soul New York Millennials Day 14 Sandie Turner Charleston Shoe Thieves
Natha Kath Los Angeles Tacos Day 16 Emmett Owens Kansas City Breath Mints
Kennedy Alstott Canada Moist Talkers Day 19 Lachlan Shelton Philly Pies
Velasquez Meadows Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 23 Alexander Horne Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Ogden Mendoza Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 23 August Sky Hellmouth Sunbeams
Sebastian Townsend Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 40 Atlas Jonbois Hawai'i Fridays
Atlas Jonbois Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 43 Sebastian Woodman Hellmouth Sunbeams
Tyler Violet Canada Moist Talkers Day 44 Ziwa Mueller Boston Flowers
Tiana Cash Seattle Garages Day 47 Greer Gwiffin Houston Spies
Jorge Ito Boston Flowers Day 47 Caligula Lotus New York Millennials
Matteo Prestige Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 57 Gunther O'Brian Kansas City Breath Mints
Sam Solis Hawai'i Fridays Day 67 Evelton McBlase Charleston Shoe Thieves
Shaquille Torres Seattle Garages Day 74 Cedric Spliff Houston Spies
Blankenship Fischer Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 75 Blood Hamburger Los Angeles Tacos
Miki Santana Houston Spies Day 76 Fitzgerald Blackburn Seattle Garages
Hendricks Rangel Hawai'i Fridays Day 76 Basilio Fig Los Angeles Tacos
Sebastian Sunshine Hawai'i Fridays Day 76 Juice Collins Los Angeles Tacos
Derrick Krueger Seattle Garages Day 80 Henry Marshallow Miami Dale
Isaac Rubberman Boston Flowers Day 82 Vito Kravitz Dallas Steaks
Langley Wheeler Dallas Steaks Day 103* Kline Greenlemon New York Millennials
Landry Violence Hades Tigers Day 110* Paula Turnip New York Millennials

* Denotes postseason games


Peanut Reactions

When any player is in a match during Peanut weather, there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut"[3] and experience a permanent physical reaction, called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Season 3 are listed below.

Player Team Date Opponent Reaction
Summers Preston Mexico City Wild Wings Day 3 or 4 Allergic
Cory Ross (twice) Dallas Steaks Day 3 or 4 Allergic
Marco Stink Dallas Steaks Day 4 San Francisco Lovers Yummy
Simon Haley Canada Moist Talkers Day 8 Houston Spies Allergic
Eduardo Woodman Philly Pies Day 8 Chicago Firefighters Yummy
Hendricks Richardson Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 11 Seattle Garages Allergic
Rodriguez Internet Kansas City Breath Mints Day 13 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Grey Alvarado Kansas City Breath Mints Day 13 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Schneider Bendie New York Millennials Day 15 Charleston Shoe Thieves Yummy
Eduardo Ingram Kansas City Breath Mints Day 15 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Edric Tosser Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Joshua Butt Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Paula Mason Chicago Firefighters Day 20 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Raúl Leal Miami Dale Day 26 Seattle Garages Allergic
Elijah Bates Canada Moist Talkers Day 31 Miami Dale Yummy
Randy Dennis Miami Dale Day 34 Houston Spies Allergic
Nagomi Mcdaniel Hawai'i Fridays Day 34 Charleston Shoe Thieves Yummy
Workman Gloom Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 37 Kansas City Breath Mints Yummy
Nic Winkler Boston Flowers Day 38 Yellowstone Magic Allergic
Stephens Lightner Breckenridge Jazz Hands Day 46 Philly Pies Allergic
Nerd Pacheco Hellmouth Sunbeams Day 47 Hades Tigers Yummy
Ziwa Mueller Canada Moist Talkers Day 48 Mexico City Wild Wings Yummy
Wyatt Mason† Los Angeles Tacos Day 50 Boston Flowers Allergic
Matteo Prestige Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 52 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Kevin Dudley Philly Pies Day 57 Miami Dale Allergic
Taiga Quitter Los Angeles Tacos Day 62 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Wyatt Mason† Los Angeles Tacos Day 63 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Wanda Pothos Los Angeles Tacos Day 63 Kansas City Breath Mints Allergic
Declan Suzanne Chicago Firefighters Day 77 Dallas Steaks Allergic
Beck Whitney Boston Flowers Day 81 Kansas City Breath Mints Yummy
Dunn Keyes Boston Flowers Day 81 Kansas City Breath Mints Yummy
Beasley Gloom Charleston Shoe Thieves Day 83 Los Angeles Tacos Allergic
Sixpack Santiago Miami Dale Day 84 Canada Moist Talkers Allergic
Kichiro Guerra San Francisco Lovers Day 89 Chicago Firefighters Allergic
Howell Franklin Houston Spies Day 98 Seattle Garages Allergic
Valentine Games Baltimore Crabs Day 98 Hellmouth Sunbeams Yummy
Spears Taylor Philly Pies Day 98 Mexico City Wild Wings Allergic

† Denotes Wyatt Mason prime, as this was before the events of The Wyatt Masoning.



  1. ↑ Umpire Husky [ump_husky] (3 Aug 2020). (Message) - via #announcements, Blaseball Discord.
  2. ↑ Without conclusive evidence, this is also believed to be the cause of the Wyatt Masoning.
  3. ↑ Game Log. Blaseball.com.



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